Buy Tickets

I know precisely what you’re thinking: “Commerce. So detestably utilitarian.” Well, fear not! I’m told by the youngest of sources that this “money” trend is catching on, and even members of the elite such as ourselves can be see using it without fear of social repercussions! 


VIP Tickets for 150 Samolians

General Admission for 100 Greenbacks

Early Bird Tickets for just 75 Clams! (The money kind; not the bivalve.)


Give this hot new “spending” trend a whirl, and buy your tickets immediately. Anyone who’s anyone will be there, and anyone who’s anyone but doesn’t have a ticket will be promptly escorted from the premises by one of our robot butlers.


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